And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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