hotel room ftw
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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