If that was your dad, he is hot
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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