susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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