Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
where does the pee come out of this thing
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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