rhymes with "ouble enetration"
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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