Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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