she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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