just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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