drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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