We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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