ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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