Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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