Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
