just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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