I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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