my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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