do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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