Me too!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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