It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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