dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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