Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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