Well apparently he's into motor boating.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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