he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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