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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
why is half of my head shaved?
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