My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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