yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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