Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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