What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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