I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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