Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
