I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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