First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
4 words: hood of his car
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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