windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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