have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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