I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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