K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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