Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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