like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
