Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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