also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Randomize
