I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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