Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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