my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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