Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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