Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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