Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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