This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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