if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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