is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My vagina just clenched in fear
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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