I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Terrible idea I love it
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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