Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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